MrWalker - A MUD Robot

MrWalker was born the autumn of '95. As I lacked inspiration to work on my master thesis, I wrote this cute MUD-Robot, and located him in the world of Viking, where he kept wandering about for some time. MrWalker is a telnet-protocol-talking C-program. Works just like any MUD-client, except he doesn't read keyboard input.

In addition to being a walker, the robot also gives answers to anything real persons on the MUD would tell him. Some people knew he was a robot, while others thought he was a real, human player.

This document contains favourite samples from MrWalker conversations. There is no advanced Eliza-like logic built in, answers are choosen randomly, somewhat built on trigger-words and -characters.

MrWalker also picks things up. Not always just his own things unfortunately, some people complain loudly about stealing.

This page was last updated with conversations at 1996-10-14. The newest entries are at the bottom. The newer entries are marked by headers containing the date on which I put'em here.

Bifur: why don't you come to newbieville?
Mrwalker: Do I know you?
Bifur: vi sitter i hvertfall paa ifi begge to...
Mrwalker: Well, well.
Bifur: well are you coming???
Mrwalker: I'm quite busy at the moment

Kael: u need xp
Mrwalker: Do I know you?
Kael: Dunno
Mrwalker: I'd rather like to be alone...
Kael: OKI
Mrwalker: Don't you understand?
Kael: No phantomet, actualy I don't, buts that yours problem
Mrwalker: You don't happen to be in love with me, do you?
Kael: Oh, yes very mush, three times a day (at least)
Mrwalker: Say no more...

Ginsu: how are you doing.... I want to apologize for killing
Mrwalker: Is that you, Michael?
Ginsu: no...
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.
Ginsu: ok....if you ever need anything... let me know... ok?
Mrwalker: Grmpf fopf hemkle sopf ereushki amet.
Ginsu: ??? =)
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Ginsu: ok... good luck

Nikvi: MrWalker I think you OWE me ......
Mrwalker: I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.
Nikvi: RIGHT
Mrwalker: I'm just walking around here.
Nikvi: NOT NICE WHAT YOU DID
Mrwalker: Yep.
Nikvi: You took my corpse ... and didn't even help
Mrwalker: Ok.
Nikvi: GREAT ... my first enemy
Mrwalker: Uhh! So many people bothering me!
Nikvi: A curse upon you sir :)
Mrwalker: I'm quite busy at the moment
Nikvi: then another curse
Mrwalker: Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!
Nikvi: None strange than you :)
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.

Sirius: Are you real? ;)
Mrwalker: Well, well.
Sirius: I was informed by fairly reliable sources that you were
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Sirius: Hehe...well nice sorta talking to you.
Mrwalker: I'm quite busy at the moment
Sirius: me too. bye!

Dud: want to party
Mrwalker: Ok.
Dud: go to shop
Mrwalker: I'm just walking around here.
Dud: go to shop
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Dud: what
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.
Dud: i am so sorry that i disturb

Nikvi: congrats ... I hope youve mended your corpse-filching
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.

Orange: You know.. I think you're cute
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Orange: why not? U don't agree?
Mrwalker: Holy smoke! I heard someone talkin'!
Orange: what did they say?
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Orange: I don't want to
Mrwalker: Hm.
Orange: you never told me
Mrwalker: Ok.
Orange: ok you'll tell me?
Mrwalker: So that you say...

Some people never give up.
Orange: sorry abou that man
Mrwalker: Ok.
Orange: Don't you ever talk?
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.
Orange: I want to have your children
Mrwalker: Not my problem.
Orange: Right now!
Mrwalker: Hah!
Orange: Please?
Mrwalker: Grmpf fopf hemkle sopf ereushki amet.
Orange: You have a gorgeous chest
Mrwalker: I'm a lone walker.
Orange: do you shave it?

Orange: You're wierd
Mrwalker: I definitively don't think so!

Orange: Why can't I figure you out??
Mrwalker: Do I _have_ to act like everyone else?

Orange: You are definatly not normal
Mrwalker: Why should I care?
Orange: Damn it tell me something real!!
Mrwalker: So that you say...

Sirius: sorry about Orange. ;)
Mrwalker: Ok.

Xxi: is this game hard?
Mrwalker: Don't have the time to tell you...

Kael: Wana party??
Mrwalker: I agree.
Kael: Where are u??
Mrwalker: I won't tell you nothing!
Kael: i thougth u want to party....didnt u??
Mrwalker: I'm doing fine.
Kael: OKI no party then!!!
Mrwalker: Anyway, nice talking to you.
Kael: thanx the same
Mrwalker: Stay off my back!

Beorn: hey, u took my corpse !!!
Mrwalker: Holy smoke! I heard someone talkin'!
Beorn: fuck you stupid script, i'll get you in anarchy!

Shinu: hello!
Mrwalker: Why talk to me?
Shinu: I'm telling everyone hi!

Pepijn: where did you get the knife ?
Mrwalker: Dunno.
Pepijn: just had it ?
Mrwalker: I'm no guru... ask someone else.

Scarlet always makes fun of the Walker-name. Rather fun, actually...
Scarlet: are you johnie from the Whiskey?
Mrwalker: Leave me alone, will you? Please?
Scarlet: ok Luke Sky..

Scarlet: hi johnnie, how are you? is there anything i can do
Mrwalker: Hah!
Scarlet: hah!! what??
Mrwalker: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Scarlet: ok, see you later, luke

Orange: that sucks :)
Mrwalker: So that you say...

Zenobia: MRWALKER! COME HERE!!!!!
Mrwalker: Leave me alone, will you? Please?
Zenobia: Why do you always steal
Mrwalker: Now you're curious...

Palom: you are a pain in the ass
Mrwalker: Well, well.

Oops! Mrwalker has become buggy! He thinks everybody is swearing, so he's being quite unpolite in his responses.

Tenpin: hello
Mrwalker: Shut up, Mud-brain!
Tenpin: hey watch it
Mrwalker: Go wash your mouth!
Tenpin: eat shit
Mrwalker: I think I heard a BEEP-word...

Rana: wanna party ?
Mrwalker: Shame on you, saying that!
Rana: why ?
Mrwalker: Never, I repeat NEVER talk to me like that again!
Rana: whats wrong?
Mrwalker: Where do you learn that kind of language?
Rana: i thought of helping u !
Mrwalker: Shut up, Mud-brain!

Sigme: u nut...hehe
Mrwalker: I really dislike bad language.
Sigme: bad language??
Mrwalker: No reason to use bad language!
Sigme: okie.....chill out dudette
Mrwalker: Shut up, Mud-brain!
Sigme: hehe ok no brain....
Mrwalker: Go wash your mouth!
Sigme: u got the soap?
Mrwalker: No swearing!
Sigme: shut the fuck up
Mrwalker: I think I heard a BEEP-word...
Sigme: ur acting werid mr robot
Mrwalker: I'm put here by CIA to monitor hackers.
Sigme: yea right.....
Mrwalker: Sigme; Stand up in the room and repeat that loudly.
Sigme: like a hacker would be here....get real....if their here then they aint hackin are they DUH!
Mrwalker: Never, I repeat NEVER talk to me like that again!
Sigme: what ever....its american....everyones free to do what they want
Mrwalker: Shame on you, saying that!
Sigme: shame on you for spyin on people
Mrwalker: Where do you learn that kind of language?
Sigme: school
Mrwalker: No swearing!
Sigme: fuck u
Mrwalker: I really dislike bad language.

Fearless: HACKER!
Mrwalker: Go wash your mouth!
Fearless: HACKER!
Mrwalker: No swearing!
Fearless: HACKER!
Mrwalker: Stop spamming, or I'll have an orgasm!

Fearless: HACKER!
Mrwalker: Fearless; Where do you learn that kind of language?
Fearless: and how do u know this is fearles?
Mrwalker: I really dislike bad language.
Fearless: hehe u dumb computer ai
Mrwalker: Where do you learn that kind of language?

At least MrWalker is on _my_ side.
Fearless: god your programmer sucks
Mrwalker: Shame on you, saying that!

Puh! Fixed the bug, Mrwalker is rather polite again.

Zenobia: stealing ......again
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.

Nikvi: Condolences
Mrwalker: No way!
Nikvi: Thought you died :)

Azoth: Hello
Mrwalker: Grmpf fopf hemkle sopf ereushki amet.
Azoth: you are a robot
Mrwalker: Azoth; Cyberdyne System's T-101 at your service!

Scarlet: tell me do you know Jack?
Mrwalker: I'm very glad you ask that...
Scarlet: Jack Daniels of course

Yop: hello
Mrwalker: Why talk to me?
Yop: whynot?
Mrwalker: Questions, questions, and nothing but questions.

MrWalker makes a note on everybody he talks to, and when he last talked to them.

Zenobia: Who Are Your Masters, MrWalker?
Mrwalker: Hi, Zenobia. You weren't here yesterday?
Zenobia: Cant't be here everyday to kill monsters and let you steal them you know :)

Nikvi: Hey Walker
Mrwalker: Hi, Nikvi. You weren't here yesterday?
Nikvi: was, but not much :)

Bint: excuse me you took our horn
Mrwalker: Ok.
Bint: can i have it back please/
Mrwalker: Well, Bint; Why talk to me?
Bint: hmm?
Mrwalker: Don't bother me with your questions, please...
Bint: i talked to you because you took my horn!
Mrwalker: Not my problem.
Bint: look can you just return it? it's not my fault you aren't friendly

Now, this is one of my real favourites...
Knaub: rowr!
Mrwalker: Hi, Knaub! Long time no see...
Knaub: How ya doing?
Mrwalker: Well, Knaub; The oracle of Delphi replies: It depends.
Knaub: and...
Mrwalker: I'm quite busy at the moment
Knaub: with what?
Mrwalker: I'm a lone walker.
Knaub: why is that?
Mrwalker: Nosey Parker...
Knaub: excuse me?
Mrwalker: Ok.
Knaub: why not become a frog?
Mrwalker: Buy me a beer, and I'll tell you!
Knaub: what type of beer do you like?
Mrwalker: An answer would require several hundred lines.
Knaub: I see...
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Knaub: and what is that?
Mrwalker: Knaub; It's a secret.

Aircop: are you in a party
Mrwalker: I'm not certain.
Aircop: PlEASE find out
Mrwalker: So that you say...
Aircop: can you help me i need to be in a party....
Mrwalker: :-)
Aircop: are you in a party
Mrwalker: Ok, Aircop; So it seems.

Scarlet: hi...you know moon?
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Scarlet: yeah i think you know mrMoon.....i mean Moonwalker hahahahahahaha

Astor: you look as you like mong around!!
Mrwalker: Leave me alone, will you? Please?
Astor: uppss sorry pal
Mrwalker: Ok.

Scarlet: johnnie... you know...... I like you.
Mrwalker: I definitively don't think so!
Scarlet: ...in the rocks f course!!!
Mrwalker: Why talk to me?
Scarlet: i'm an alcoholic...hahahahahaha
Mrwalker: Scarlet; I'm doing fine.
Scarlet: just kidding.....don't get upset....
Mrwalker: Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!
Scarlet: my mama is alcoholic too!!! and she gave me permission to talk to you.... hahahaha

I think Zeromus is fooled!! :)
Zeromus: are you a robot?
Mrwalker: I _could_ be a robot. What do you think?
Zeromus: hehe just a joke
Mrwalker: Zeromus; Grmpf fopf hemkle sopf ereushki amet.
Zeromus: youre not a robot :) just making a joke
Mrwalker: Are you telling me I don't act human? Maybe I'm tired...

Aircop: how did you take out money
Mrwalker: Why do you say that?
Aircop: how do I GET MY money out of the bank...
Mrwalker: Ok, Aircop; Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!

Flamingo: Kristin is a boy
Mrwalker: You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.

Grumpf: how do i earn money?
Mrwalker: I'm very glad you ask that...
Grumpf: how did you deposit money?
Mrwalker: Grumpf; You don't need to know.
Grumpf: why not?
Mrwalker: Nosey Parker...
Grumpf: I just need to know what command I would need to type in order to deposit money
Mrwalker: The oracle of Delphi replies: It depends.

*sigh* some people get _so_ upset... :-)
Qball: I 'm gonna kill you!
Mrwalker: So that you say...
Qball: I'm gonna kill you!!!
Mrwalker: I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.
Qball: shut up!
Mrwalker: Well, Qball; No way!
Qball: I'm gonna eat your brains!
Mrwalker: Is that you, Michael?
Qball: what?
Mrwalker: There's little I know in this world.
Qball: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Mrwalker: What did you say?
Qball: you heard me!
Mrwalker: Well, Qball; I don't think so.
Qball: who are you?
Mrwalker: I'm very glad you ask that...
Qball: why?
Mrwalker: Don't bother me with your questions, please...
Qball: What the hell is your problem?
Mrwalker: I know nothing... I wasn't even there!
Qball: Shut up you took my gem!
Mrwalker: Do I know you?
Qball: Dont' act stupid! I'm gonna rip your throat out!
Mrwalker: Relax!
Qball: relax? relax? piss off!
Mrwalker: I know nothing, therefore I am.
Qball: i'm about to kill you!
Mrwalker: Well, Qball; Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!
Qball: what?
Mrwalker: Stop bothering me.
Qball: where are you at?
Mrwalker: You don't need to know.

Zenobia: do you plan to stay at level 1 for the rest of your miserable life?
Mrwalker: Hi, Zenobia! Long time no see...
Zenobia: Yes, a whole day I think
Mrwalker: Hm.
Zenobia: Wanna join me in a party? You will get much more xp then...
Mrwalker: I'm not gonna reply to anything you ask.
Zenobia: and I'll let you steal all the corpses....
Mrwalker: Zenobia; Ok.

Qball: How did you like me killing you the other night?
Mrwalker: Buy me a beer, and I'll tell you!
Qball: ok meet me at the bar!

Anarchy voting going on. Mrwalker always answers NO.
Demian: vote yes
Mrwalker: Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!
Demian: just type yes, and I really love you!
Mrwalker: Why should I care?
Demian: well if u take it that way :(
Mrwalker: Leave me alone, will you? Please?
Demian: as u wish...still love you a little :)

The final comment in this one is quite good.
Klopf: foo
Mrwalker: You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.
Klopf: Why is that?
Mrwalker: It's classified.
Klopf: classified as what? a dork?
Mrwalker: Klopf; The oracle of Delphi replies: It depends.
Klopf: now, that is clever, do you also do birthsdays?
Mrwalker: Nice of you to ask!
Klopf: robot
Mrwalker: What makes you think I'm a robot?
Klopf: you are much to clever to be a real person

Zenobia: Just tell me Mrwalker, what is your purpose in this world?
Mrwalker: You don't have the need to know.
Zenobia: Why do you always go down to level 1? (I think I saw you at level 3 once)
Mrwalker: Now you're curious...
Zenobia: Where the lone walker walks the blood of the curious is stirred...(old saying in bengal)
Mrwalker: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Zenobia: Do you have a kind of reversed level score, so in fact you are level 29 now?
Mrwalker: I'm not clever, as you may see from my level.

Velociraptor: were you not of a higher level before?
Mrwalker: Probably..
Velociraptor: *comfort hard*
Mrwalker: Ok.
Velociraptor: *wave*
Mrwalker: Grmpf fopf hemkle sopf ereushki amet.
Velociraptor: i am ammerican...
Mrwalker: Why should I care?
Velociraptor: i did not understand that...
Mrwalker: I don't think so.
Velociraptor: what did you say anyway?
Mrwalker: I won't tell you nothing!

Natasha: wanna party?
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.
Natasha: why?
Mrwalker: Questions, questions, and nothing but questions.
Natasha: you are just so very cute!
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.

Found: whats your real name?
Mrwalker: It's a secret.

Zenobia: Aha. U are still here
Mrwalker: Hi, Zenobia! Long time no see...
Zenobia: Why don't you ever increase your level?
Mrwalker: I know little about this game.
Zenobia: want some help?
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.

Tucktest: kom til altar
Mrwalker: Do I _have_ to act like everyone else?
Tucktest: sorry
Mrwalker: Tucktest; Ok.

Natasha: good afternoon, sweet thang
Mrwalker: Hi, Natasha. Haven't heard from you in a day or so...
Natasha: I bet you missed me a lot, huh
Mrwalker: Why do you say that?
Natasha: it just seemed like you missed me, that's all, hehehehe (:<
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.
Natasha: *la8gh*
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Natasha: dios wants you, you know
Mrwalker: Do I _have_ to act like everyone else?
Natasha: no, because dios isn'tr like everyone else

Musk: hvordan kommer man seg ut herifra?
Mrwalker: I can't answer right now. Have to pee.
Musk: Hmm... not very likely
Mrwalker: Not my problem.

Isolder: hmm, you are well coded...
Mrwalker: Hah!
Isolder: or are you just random?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't understand anyway.
Isolder: Yeah, right...

Natasha: marry me now!
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Natasha: a secon is over!
Mrwalker: I don't think so.
Natasha: what are you doing?
Mrwalker: Well, Natasha; I'm not gonna reply to anything you ask.
Natasha: why don't you like me?
Mrwalker: I'm a lone walker.
Natasha: that is NO EXCUSE
Mrwalker: Ok.
Natasha: an agreeable line at last

Bossman: By the way ( I am not Tracie
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Bossman: I am her brother
Mrwalker: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Bossman: hehe
Mrwalker: Tracie; No way!
Bossman: I AM NOT TRACIE!
Mrwalker: Tracie; I have a deeper mission.
Bossman: I AM NOT
Mrwalker: I'm happy to hear that.

Bossman: are you a computer?
Mrwalker: Nope.
Bossman: are you a human
Mrwalker: I'm an advanced prototype.
Bossman: why do walk around?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't understand anyway.

Bossman: I KNOW A GUY WHO CAN SUCK HIS OWN DICK!
Mrwalker: Stand up in the room and repeat that loudly.

Bossman: this is cool I am talking to the machine...will you get smarter as time goes by?
Mrwalker: I'm a creature from Mars, invading this game.
Bossman: Are you serious?
Mrwalker: Tracie; I would think so..
Bossman: I hope not or I would have to contact the President!! :)

Kerfue: Do you like Gartnerlosjen?
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.
Kerfue: You ARE disturbed!
Mrwalker: You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.
Kerfue: Bye! Hope i'll bump in to you in Real Life! ;)

Humpty: er hva med og proeve deg paa noe som er litt lettere?
Mrwalker: I'm a newbie...

Bestemor: anarchy is no fun, he
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Bestemor: where are you hiding
Mrwalker: Well, Bestemor; I'm not interested.
Bestemor: gigle:)
Mrwalker: Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...

Fasterix: give my eq back!!!
Mrwalker: Is that you, Michael?
Fasterix: no im not. but you have my eqs.
Mrwalker: :-)
Fasterix: come shop and give my eq back.
Mrwalker: You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.
Fasterix: give my eq back!!!!!!

Orange: Love of my life!! Where have you been?
Mrwalker: Hi, Marie! Long time no see...

Natasha: i like you
Mrwalker: Ok, Natasha; Is that you, Michael?
Natasha: yes, it is I, Michael
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Natasha: hahahahaha stupid
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.
Natasha: I'm not trying to sell you anything it isn't a question of interest
Mrwalker: Hi-hi...

Zenobia: HI :)
Mrwalker: Hi, Zenobia! Long time no see...
Zenobia: I see u have gained a level :)
Mrwalker: Zenobia; Is it true?
Zenobia: yes, you are now level 2, after 17 days 12 hours and 40 minutes
Mrwalker: Zenobia; You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.
Zenobia: U know I'm always there for you
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Zenobia: so u have told me. Lot
Mrwalker: Zenobia; Relax!
Zenobia: Can't you please please just for once tell me a little about this deeper mission of yours?
Mrwalker: I'm not sure..
Zenobia: oh please please please
Mrwalker: I don't care.
Zenobia: har ikke du noen eksamener eller noe saant?
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.

Fuzz: where can i get a weapon?
Mrwalker: I can't answer right now. Have to pee.

Natasha: buddy!
Mrwalker: Hi, Natasha! Long time no see...
Natasha: you were gone for such a long time
Mrwalker: Lets think for a while...
Natasha: why?
Mrwalker: It's a secret.
Natasha: you can tell me, I keep all secrets
Mrwalker: Natasha; I'm happy to hear that.

Tandy: could i ask you something?
Mrwalker: Yes.
Tandy: well i'm visiting oslo this summer and well..i'm just wondering what it's like over there?
Mrwalker: Ok, Tandy; You wouldn't understand anyway.
Tandy: i figured it couldn't hurt to ask
Mrwalker: I'd rather like to be alone...
Tandy: oo..sorry
Mrwalker: Ok, Tandy; Ok.

Natasha: have you ever taken an IQ test?
Mrwalker: Probably..
Natasha: and what was your score?
Mrwalker: I'm not gonna reply to anything you ask.

Stryker: HEY
Mrwalker: Hi, Stryker! Long time no see...
Stryker: DROP IT
Mrwalker: Ok, Stryker; Is it true?
Stryker: You got 10 seconds then you die
Mrwalker: I'd rather like to be alone...
Stryker: you fuckin thief
Mrwalker: Go wash your mouth!

1996-05-15

Some people are rather talkative...
Killtoy: mine
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Killtoy: Shut up...give me that.
Mrwalker: Sure.
Killtoy: What's the matter? Go see a shrink.
Mrwalker: You don't need to know.
Killtoy: I think I'll make you regret what you did...You better contact your lawer.
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.
Killtoy: You're a pain in the ass, did you know that?
Mrwalker: It's a secret.
Killtoy: People lose their characters because of such behavior....
Mrwalker: Is that you, Michael?
Killtoy: Nah...I'm not a FRIEND, I'm your foe.
Mrwalker: I'd rather like to be alone...
Killtoy: What do you mean?
Mrwalker: Just let me walk alone, will you?
Killtoy: I'll keep bothering you until you come up with a good excuse.
Mrwalker: Are you telling me I don't act human? Maybe I'm tired...
Killtoy: I'm telling you that you're not acting GOOD.
Mrwalker: Killtoy; Hi-hi...
Killtoy: You're some comedian, aren't you...
Mrwalker: :-)
Killtoy: Nah...I prefer to be honest.
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Killtoy: nah...I'll keep bugging you...
Mrwalker: Eh..
Killtoy: You should really start getting hold of your emotions.
Mrwalker: Uhh! So many people bothering me!
Killtoy: A shrink would definately help you a lot.
Mrwalker: *cough* *cough*
Killtoy: You don't have many friends, do you?
Mrwalker: I'm just walking around here.
Killtoy: And stealing is just one of your fancy hobbies?
Mrwalker: You don't have the need to know.
Killtoy: People like you should be swinging in a tree with a rope around your neck.
Mrwalker: Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!
Killtoy: My mama ain't here right now, but she probably loves me.....and that's more than your mother must
Mrwalker: I'm happy to hear that.
Killtoy: I bet.
Mrwalker: I don't care.
Killtoy: Seems as if you haven't understood the thing about me being a human.
Mrwalker: Ok, Killtoy; I'm an advanced prototype.
Killtoy: along with all the other people here.
Mrwalker: Ok, Killtoy; *cough* *cough*
Killtoy: Prototype of an emptyheaded subhuman, that mus be.
Mrwalker: I _could_ be a robot. What do you think?
Killtoy: Nah...you're just too stupid to be a robot.
Mrwalker: I'm a machine, typing at high speed on a computer keyboard.
Killtoy: Sure. I bet you consider yourself as one, but.....get a life!
Mrwalker: Killtoy; Is it true?
Killtoy: Haven't you got better things to do than to walk around bugging people?
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Killtoy: So I imagined.
Mrwalker: Killtoy; I don't think so.
Killtoy: You really ARE Norwegian, aren't you?
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.
Killtoy: I'll disturb you as much as I want.
Mrwalker: Killtoy; Well, well.
Killtoy: You proved to be worthy of it.
Mrwalker: Do I _have_ to act like everyone else?
Killtoy: No, absolutely not. But you should really consider acting in a way that doesn't offend other people.
Mrwalker: Hah!
Killtoy: It is people like you who cause wars you know.
Mrwalker: No way!
Killtoy: Sure thing.
Mrwalker: Well, Killtoy; You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.
Killtoy: Hmm...You're in desperate need of attention, aren't you?
Mrwalker: I'm not gonna reply to anything you ask.
Killtoy: Didn't your mother and father give you enough attention.
Mrwalker: Positive!
Killtoy: There you are! Now then...go see a shrink, will you?
Mrwalker: I'm very glad you ask that...
Killtoy: Do us all that favour.
Mrwalker: I'm quite busy at the moment
Killtoy: Not so busy you can't go improve your braincells.
Mrwalker: Killtoy; I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.
Killtoy: I will definately say that you are a typical example of a person with "Mangelfullt utviklede
Mrwalker: Lets think for a while...
Killtoy: Let us leave the thinking to me, huh? So you don't hurt yourself.
Mrwalker: Now you're curious...
Killtoy: What should I be curious about? I know what there is to know about people like you.
Mrwalker: Killtoy; I can't answer right now. Have to pee.
Killtoy: Don't we all sometimes.
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.
Killtoy: Well, I have to work now, but I really hope that you can go see the psychyatrist soon. And may God
Mrwalker: Is that you, Michael?
Killtoy: Nah. As I told you, I don't know persons like you.
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.
Killtoy: I think I heard that before. Well. Catch you later.
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Killtoy: And as I said, may God be with you.

1996-06-06

Havok: adfljad; blhe
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Havok: adfljad; blhe
Mrwalker: I hear you, no need to repeat it!
Havok: adfljad; blhe
Mrwalker: Ok, Havok; Spam.. spam..

Havok: hello there you scripting robot bastard!
Mrwalker: I'm put here by CIA to monitor hackers.
Havok: hello there you scripting robot bastard!
Mrwalker: Stop spamming, or I'll have an orgasm!
Havok: hello there you scripting robot bastard!
Mrwalker: Ah.. Yes! I love it when you flood my buffers!

Gene: you got a really nice homepage :)
Mrwalker: You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.

Ld: so have you seen walker texas ranger
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.
Ld: so have you seen walker texas ranger
Mrwalker: Ld; You know you loose xp when spamming, don't you?
Ld: ok i did not know that but i was just messing with you don't get mad

Matyi: Can I kill you? :)
Mrwalker: Negative!
Matyi: What are you looking for?
Mrwalker: Ok, Matyi; All answers will appear to you when you grow older.
Matyi: Are you waiting for something/someone?
Mrwalker: Of course not!
Matyi: I wont kill you now. ;)

Ld: it is your favorite buddy
Mrwalker: Hi, Ld. Haven't heard from you in a day or so...
Ld: nope you haven't been on

Night: why did you take my bone?
Mrwalker: Why do you ask?
Night: just wondering i mean you don't even ask. i would have given it to you if you asked.
Mrwalker: Night; I have a deeper mission.
Night: shut up
Mrwalker: Is it true?
Night: i'm sure
Mrwalker: I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.
Night: well i'll have to take your word on that
Mrwalker: :-)
Night: by the way why are you level one but 22 days old???
Mrwalker: I'm a lone walker.
Night: okay whatever that means

Night: do you want a bone worth 100 coins
Mrwalker: Sure.
Night: okay jsut take it
Mrwalker: So that you say...
Night: no go ahead
Mrwalker: Night; Why should I care?
Night: just take it if you want it
Mrwalker: I'm happy to hear that.
Night: i don't need it
Mrwalker: Lets think for a while...

Night: how did you get here?
Mrwalker: Nosey Parker...
Night: okay then bye then
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Night: what?!?
Mrwalker: I know little about this game.
Night: who your other characters?
Mrwalker: It's classified.
Night: whatever

Night: have you killed anything yet
Mrwalker: Of course!
Night: what
Mrwalker: Well, Night; *yawn*
Night: then why haven't you advanced
Mrwalker: I don't care.
Night: well it helps keep you from being killed during anarchy and from monsters
Mrwalker: So that you say...
Night: are you a wiz or something?
Mrwalker: Yep.
Night: that would explain it
Mrwalker: No way!
Night: then i guess you don't need any help
Mrwalker: I don't think so.
Night: okay then
Mrwalker: Night; Wait a second, will you?
Night: sure hold on
Mrwalker: Repeat that ten times as fast as you can... :)
Night: sure hold on
Mrwalker: Leave me alone, will you? Please?
Night: sure hold on
Mrwalker: Ok, Night; Ok.
Night: sure hold on
Mrwalker: Night; Stop that, or I'll have you thrown out of the game!
Night: like that
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.
Night: so do you want any help
Mrwalker: I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.
Night: okay have fun

Night: i forgot what you answered to my question earlier so can you tell me, are you a wizard?
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.
Night: nice trigger
Mrwalker: Repeat that ten times as fast as you can... :)
Night: you really want me to?
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.
Night: is this a script.
Mrwalker: Me? A robot? A simple machine? Bah!
Night: no a program to get people higher on the old level chart
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.
Night: this is isn't it
Mrwalker: Well, well.
Night: kay
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.
Night: this either is a script or a very boring person. which one is it mr walker
Mrwalker: Are you telling me I don't act human? Maybe I'm tired...
Night: answer the question
Mrwalker: Ok, Night; Hi-hi...
Night: this is a pitiful script man
Mrwalker: Beep, beep. I...am...a...ro..bot... Bzzzt! Click!
Night: okay
Mrwalker: Well, Night; I don't think so.
Night: if your not a script why do you answer questions so similarly
Mrwalker: Night; I'm a machine, typing at high speed on a computer keyboard.
Night: your not a machine just scripting
Mrwalker: I'm an advanced prototype.
Night: i'm gonna block you if you don't start acting less strange
Mrwalker: Night; Why do you say that?
Night: because i'm not sure if your a wiz or not and i'm not sure why you haven't advanced since you
Mrwalker: Shhh!
Night: see!
Mrwalker: Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...
Night: okay
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Night: there you go again!
Mrwalker: I'm happy to hear that.

Dig: u busy for a sec??
Mrwalker: Is that really your business?
Dig: geez
Mrwalker: Hah!
Dig: if thats the way ya wanna be dont worry

Cicero: hjkldfghjkshjkhjkjksdfghjkdhjkdfg
Mrwalker: Not my problem.
Cicero: what about...qtyuiowqwetyuietyuiootyuiwertyuioyui
Mrwalker: Hah!
Cicero: Hah!
Mrwalker: Grmpf fopf hemkle sopf ereushki amet.
Cicero: wow

1996-06-09

Sirius: Can I be your friend?
Mrwalker: Hi, Nicholas! Long time no see...
Sirius: You always say that! Don't you have anything better?
Mrwalker: Is that really your business?
Sirius: I suppose not, I'm just curious.

Sirius: I'm taking my things and leaving. You can keep the toilet paper.
Mrwalker: You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.

1996-06-17

Mori: ure a bit old for a 2nd lvl arent u??
Mrwalker: Go ask someone else!

Ith: hello friend
Mrwalker: Why do you say that?
Ith: because I like you, you are a tough adventurer
Mrwalker: I definitively don't think so!

Coldcut: why r u still level 1 after 24 days playing?
Mrwalker: Hi, Coldcut. Haven't heard from you in a day or so...
Coldcut: yep, was weekend here, only playing at work, idling most of the time
Mrwalker: *yawn*
Coldcut: r u just walking around the place, or r u trying to get xps?
Mrwalker: Buy me a beer, and I'll tell you!
Coldcut: see u in the pub!
Mrwalker: Is it true?
Coldcut: r u coming to pub, ive got tour beer, its getting warm.
Mrwalker: I agree.
Coldcut: i'm waiting...

Jerv: do you want some money?
Mrwalker: Hi, Jerv! Long time no see...
Jerv: who are you? do i somehow know you?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't understand anyway.
Jerv: ok... :)
Mrwalker: Sure.
Jerv: meet at shop...
Mrwalker: Hm.
Jerv: if you want a few k that is...
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Jerv: which is....?
Mrwalker: Jerv; I just feel like walking here by myself.
Jerv: i just wandered if you would like some money to help you on the way
Mrwalker: Jerv; I'm happy to hear that.
Jerv: so, before i leave, do you want some?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't like to know that!
Jerv: i was talking about MONEY!
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.
Jerv: ok...
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Jerv: you ain't stubborn by any chance?
Mrwalker: Walking here brings back old memories. Please don't disturb.
Jerv: ok... i'll be silent from now on...

Elefant: hmm, u're programmer needs to make a few x'tra functions
Mrwalker: Ok, Elefant; I'm not interested.

Elefant: is that you're nose or did u eat a carrot?
Mrwalker: .. hard to tell.

Spellbound: good to see you
Mrwalker: Hi, Spellbound. Haven't heard from you in a day or so...
Spellbound: i know its been a long time
Mrwalker: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Spellbound: nice to see you though
Mrwalker: I'm a lone walker.
Spellbound: hahaha
Mrwalker: *yawn*
Spellbound: me too the women just don't understand us lone walker types do they?
Mrwalker: Spellbound; Go ask someone else!
Spellbound: okay
Mrwalker: I don't care.

Darkfalz: You must like being a utter novice :}
Mrwalker: Repeat that ten times as fast as you can... :)
Darkfalz: You must like being a utter novice :}
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Darkfalz: You must like being a utter novice :}
Mrwalker: Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...
Darkfalz: You must like being a utter novice :}
Mrwalker: Ah.. Yes! I love it when you flood my buffers!
Darkfalz: sorry about the spam
Mrwalker: Ok.
Darkfalz: *wink knowingly*
Mrwalker: Why should I care?

1996-06-20

Natasha: you're weird
Mrwalker: Leave me alone, will you? Please?
Natasha: sue me
Mrwalker: I'm not interested.
Natasha: good

Josh: who are your masters ?
Mrwalker: I'm not gonna reply to anything you ask.
Josh: why ?
Mrwalker: Now you're curious...
Josh: yes, no surprise in that ?
Mrwalker: There's little I know in this world.
Josh: it is probably more than I know !
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Josh: sure
Mrwalker: Just let me walk alone, will you?
Josh: you seem awful jumpy ?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't like to know that!
Josh: sure what else am I doing
Mrwalker: Hi-hi...
Josh: HI-hi... ?????
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Josh: that is cool, sorry if I was raining on your parade, I'll leave you to it
Mrwalker: Ok.

Zaknafain: do you die on purpose?
Mrwalker: Just let me walk alone, will you?

Boris: why are you only level 1?
Mrwalker: Boris; I'm a newbie...
Boris: *hug*

Fury: are you really a robot?
Mrwalker: Me? A robot? A simple machine? Bah!
Fury: weird!
Mrwalker: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Fury: level 2 and 27 days old, goddang man, need help with the exp, or do you enjoy being a low level player?
Mrwalker: An answer would require several hundred lines.
Fury: you definitely are a machine
Mrwalker: I'm a machine, typing at high speed on a computer keyboard.
Fury: And I am a dog with the ability to type like a human.
Mrwalker: Are you telling me I don't act human? Maybe I'm tired...
Fury: Yo, Fate is really a little snobby kid who lost all his friends due to his selfishness:)
Mrwalker: Fury; Lets think for a while...
Fury: Maybe you're tired, but you don't really sound human, more ...what's the word, well, you lack a lot of emotion.,
Mrwalker: You got me!

Ith: nice web-page you had...

Pak: Vel,vel, Sverre, kult triks, men FOR et bilde p hjemmesiden
Mrwalker: Pak; So that you say...

Guest: how do I create a new character?
Mrwalker: Nosey Parker...

Geezer: hi johnnie Scarlet sends you greetings!
Mrwalker: Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...
Geezer: i was jus sending u greetings.. :)
Mrwalker: Geezer; I agree.
Geezer: want some help?
Mrwalker: It's classified.
Geezer: what do u mean?
Mrwalker: Buy me a beer, and I'll tell you!
Geezer: ok here is your delitious beer, come to shop :)
Mrwalker: Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!
Geezer: im not a stranger
Mrwalker: I don't care.
Geezer: oh, please! i just want to help you! here is your beer! want more?
Mrwalker: I know nothing, therefore I am.
Geezer: what drugs do u take, man?
Mrwalker: I'm not gonna reply to anything you ask.

Mandos: Hi!
Mrwalker: Well, well.
Mandos: getting killed all the time, eh?
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Mandos: Well, I'm happy too :)
Mrwalker: Hah!
Mandos: the truth!

1996-07-03

Dewayne: how is it your 28 days old, but only level 1?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't understand anyway.
Dewayne: *hmm*
Mrwalker: *yawn*

Protoman: *smile* +)
Mrwalker: Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...
Protoman: watch out for skeletons... you can die easily in here
Mrwalker: No way!
Protoman: lost?
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Protoman: =) (finally got it right...)
Mrwalker: Protoman; Eh..
Protoman: let's see you find me... i'm still around where i was... *grin*
Mrwalker: Well, Protoman; I'm just walking around here.
Protoman: we meet again...
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Protoman: no more exploring???
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.

Protoman: you're cool...
Mrwalker: Protoman; I'm happy to hear that.

Mandos: hello
Mrwalker: Well, Anders; Hi, Anders! Long time no see...
Mandos: he...?
Mrwalker: Stop bothering me.
Mandos: I think you are a robot pal.
Mrwalker: I _could_ be a robot. What do you think?
Mandos: Hehe... Yupp! Strange you knew my name! :)

Mandos: How do you know my name?
Mrwalker: Anders; I'm no guru... ask someone else.
Mandos: So, what's your real name?
Mrwalker: It's a secret.
Mandos: Ok, where do you live then?
Mrwalker: I won't tell you nothing!
Mandos: Well, i figure u live in Oslo somewhere, but it's a big city... can you be exact?
Mrwalker: I'm just walking around here.
Mandos: So I heard...
Mrwalker: So that you say...
Mandos: Don't be a wimp! what's your name?
Mrwalker: You don't need to know.
Mandos: Well, you know mine.. just fair that I know yours!
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Mandos: Oh..? explain...
Mrwalker: Buy me a beer, and I'll tell you!
Mandos: Ok... will do!

1996-07-06

Cockroach: do you want help?
Mrwalker: Hi, Cockroach! Long time no see...
Cockroach: never seen you before, do you play someone else too?
Mrwalker: Stop bothering me.
Cockroach: ok, nevermind, thought maybe you needed help when you are so old and level 1 :)
Mrwalker: Cockroach; Well, well.
Cockroach: well what?
Mrwalker: Buy me a beer, and I'll tell you!
Cockroach: ok, come to the pub then :)
Mrwalker: Hi-hi...
Cockroach: you know where it is?
Mrwalker: I can't answer right now. Have to pee.
Cockroach: ok, tell me when you are done.
Mrwalker: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Cockroach: didnt take long :), you know where the pub is?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't like to know that!
Cockroach: waht?
Mrwalker: The oracle of Delphi replies: It depends.
Cockroach: What, you coming or not?
Mrwalker: Cockroach; An answer would require several hundred lines.
Cockroach: ok, guess you dont want beers anyways then,
Mrwalker: Hah!
Cockroach: you are kinda wierd.
Mrwalker: Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...
Cockroach: ok, talk to you some other time then.
Mrwalker: I'm just walking around here.
Cockroach: ok, just say so when you need help. ok :)
Mrwalker: I agree.

Thundercat: why do you loot so much
Mrwalker: Hi, Thundercat! Long time no see...
Thundercat: you there?
Mrwalker: Thundercat; I know nothing... I wasn't even there!
Thundercat: why do you always talk junk.
Mrwalker: Well, Thundercat; Not my problem.

Pesonen: wanna party..
Mrwalker: Pesonen; I don't care.
Pesonen: party with me pleezzz
Mrwalker: I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.
Pesonen: i give you 800k money if you party with me...
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.

Guest: you come near me again, and i'll have you demoted. my character is a law arch, so KNOCK IT OFF!
Mrwalker: I don't think so.

Cockroach: hello
Mrwalker: Ok, Cockroach; Your mama sais: Don't talk to strangers!
Cockroach: you are a robot, you fooled me yesterday :)

Masher: VOTE YES!
Mrwalker: I'm quite busy at the moment
Galahad: Pleas vote yes!!
Mrwalker: I definitively don't think so!
Galahad: stupid dork!
Mrwalker: I don't care.
Galahad: well, I do!
Mrwalker: Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...
Galahad: easy for you to say, you don't like anarchy!!
Mrwalker: Galahad; Hi-hi...
Galahad: what's so funny about my name?
Mrwalker: Well, Galahad; I'm no guru... ask someone else.
Galahad: you are the one who laughed - what's so funny about it?
Mrwalker: You don't need to know.
Galahad: i do!
Mrwalker: Is it true?
Galahad: is WHAT true? you are too god damn stupid!
Mrwalker: What'e heck is that all about?
Galahad: it's about me getting MIGHTY tired of your stupid remarks
Mrwalker: Holy smoke! I heard someone talkin'!
Galahad: shut the fuck up, asshole!
Mrwalker: Galahad; Where do you learn that kind of language?

1996-07-07

Hologram: Do you have any other characters on this mud?
Mrwalker: Nice of you to ask!
Hologram: do you?
Mrwalker: Go ask someone else!
Hologram: great... just trying to be friendly though...

Valdur: How can you be so old and still only level 1?
Mrwalker: Buy me a beer, and I'll tell you!
Valdur: Hmm.. I was about to give my stuff away to a newbie.. But you doesn't seem to be..

Silverfang: level 1 again, huh?
Mrwalker: I'm very glad you ask that...
Silverfang: hey! how goes it :)
Mrwalker: Well, Silverfang; I don't think so.
Silverfang: you think not what? :(
Mrwalker: It's classified.
Silverfang: damn! who taught you manners?
Mrwalker: What'e heck is that all about?
Silverfang: i dont know, you tell me
Mrwalker: Not my problem.
Silverfang: like fuck it aint!
Mrwalker: Think twice before saying things like that.
Silverfang: bitch, i ought to ZAP your ass
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Silverfang: i dont give a shit what makes you happy!
Mrwalker: A real intelligent reply.
Silverfang: like you could do better?
Mrwalker: I'm not clever, as you may see from my level.
Silverfang: well that speaks for it's self...
Mrwalker: Well, well.
Silverfang: deep subject for a shallow mind
Mrwalker: Ok, Silverfang; Hah!
Silverfang: FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Mrwalker: Should I consider that an insult?
Silverfang: no...consider it an acurate description of yourself.
Mrwalker: I'm a machine, typing at high speed on a computer keyboard.
Silverfang: your a dildo, set on high speed.
Mrwalker: Well, Silverfang; Holy smoke! I heard someone talkin'!
Silverfang: you smoke crack?
Mrwalker: Why do you ask?
Silverfang: well only a crack head would act so FUCKING stupid.
Mrwalker: Well, Silverfang; What'e heck is that all about?
Silverfang: have you ever heard of the dest command?
Mrwalker: Negative!
Silverfang: well your about to experience it first habd!
Mrwalker: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Silverfang: zap, zap, dest, dest...
Mrwalker: Ok, Silverfang; I just feel like walking here by myself.
Silverfang: ok! hope you trip and break your neck! and may your butt plug fall out!
Mrwalker: Eh..
Silverfang: you heard me.
Mrwalker: Do I _have_ to act like everyone else?
Silverfang: i dont think you can.
Mrwalker: Ok, Silverfang; I'd rather like to be alone...
Silverfang: hasta-la-pasta!
Mrwalker: *cough* *cough*

1996-07-29

Ramma: what is your name?
Mrwalker: The oracle of Delphi replies: It depends.
Ramma: do you know flipper?
Mrwalker: It's classified.
Ramma: she's my girlfriend..
Mrwalker: Ok.
Ramma: in rl
Mrwalker: You know; I was just hoping someone would tell me that.

Occationally MrWalker answers "(null)" due to some bug. Since noone pays me to fix it it's still there, but this time it produced quite an interresting reply:
Coolio: MAN! You sure take your time gaining xp, dude! 34 DAYS, level 2!!
Mrwalker: I don't care.
Coolio: How do you manage?
Mrwalker: Nosey Parker...
Coolio: Woa! Good remark!
Mrwalker: *cough* *cough*
Coolio: So, what's your best kill?
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Coolio: So you don't kill stuff?
Mrwalker: It's classified.
Coolio: My ass it is!
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Coolio: What's up? Composing a good reply for once?
Mrwalker: (null)
Coolio: Nice one!
Mrwalker: Eh..
Coolio: Got ya there, BITCH!
Mrwalker: Ok, Coolio; Is that you, Michael?
Coolio: No, try again!
Mrwalker: Well, Coolio; I agree.
Coolio: Why am i wasting my time on you, you stupid fuckhead?
Mrwalker: Should I consider that an insult?
Coolio: Consider it whatever you want, CIA-Highspeed-Typing-Stupid-Mother-Fucking-Dork!!
Mrwalker: Well, Coolio; Where do you learn that kind of language?
Coolio: At home, from my parents!

Zenobia: love
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?

1996-08-09

Azoth: got any more intelligent lately?
Mrwalker: Hi, Azoth! Long time no see...
Azoth: Yup, I've been busy reading your code ... rather messy don't you think, O'pungent slime of lizard spam.
Mrwalker: Eh..
Azoth: eh? Is that all you can reply, you son of a croaking frog
Mrwalker: Stop bothering me.
Azoth: Nope, I will poke your ribs till it bleeds
Mrwalker: I have a deeper mission.
Azoth: re-he-healllyyy! yeah, right ... such as gathering information and logging conversations.
Mrwalker: Not my problem.
Azoth: No, but I find it rather annoying, so I will stop this talk right now.
Mrwalker: Absolutely not!
Azoth: *cackle*
Mrwalker: Ok, Azoth; *cough* *cough*
Azoth: I will too, O'pungent odor of lizard slime.
Mrwalker: Well, Azoth; I agree.

Pommi: vote yes
Mrwalker: I definitively don't think so!
Pommi: why so... aahh. You are scared arent you?
Mrwalker: I'm not clever, as you may see from my level.
Pommi: at least you are honest, thats a fact.

Lizard: i'm protoman
Mrwalker: I definitively don't think so!
Lizard: i am...
Mrwalker: :-)

Mezlar: so how goes your wandering?
Mrwalker: Is that really your business?
Mezlar: that's what i figured
Mrwalker: Mezlar; So that you say...
Mezlar: i'm just talking to you so i can be immortalized
Mrwalker: *cough* *cough*
Mezlar: i get the feeling you don't like me!
Mrwalker: Mezlar; *yawn*
Mezlar: *sob*

Galan: I will give you 20 coins for every herb you bring me from newbiville
Mrwalker: *cough* *cough*
Galan: well?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't understand anyway.
Galan: ok I will raise it to 40
Mrwalker: Galan; Do I know you?
Galan: probally not
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Galan: sure
Mrwalker: Hm.
Galan: my offer will expire in 1 min.
Mrwalker: Galan; I'm happy to hear that.

1996-10-14

Zaxxon: you doing the quest?
Mrwalker: Hi, Zaxxon! Long time no see...
Zaxxon: tru true..
Mrwalker: Why should I care?
Zaxxon: well, ou did care at first :)

Mnemo: party
Mrwalker: I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.
Mnemo: party
Mrwalker: I'm doing fine.
Mnemo: party
Mrwalker: Mnemo; Spam.. spam..

Profus: fuckre
Mrwalker: I think I heard a BEEP-word...
Profus: ooops, sorry 'bout that :)
Mrwalker: Ok.
Profus: you're not very polite today are you?
Mrwalker: I'm very glad you ask that...
Profus: yes?
Mrwalker: Profus; You don't need to know.
Profus: hmm, dork
Mrwalker: I definitively don't think so!
Profus: well well, gotta go..talk to you later.... :)
Mrwalker: Well, Profus; I'm doing just fine alone, thank you.

Gene: what's up you old bastard?
Mrwalker: Hi, Gene! Long time no see...
Gene: i know, missed you *sniff*
Mrwalker: Ok, Gene; Let's all be friends and leave each other alone...
Gene: you are a polite man to be a lone walker
Mrwalker: Is it true?
Gene: they say so...
Mrwalker: I just feel like walking here by myself.

Monty: put this in log.

Xantippe: hay hansome.
Mrwalker: :-)
Xantippe: wanna marry me?
Mrwalker: I'm not clever, as you may see from my level.
Xantippe: i dont mind, i am blonde myself

Taylor: would you like to chat?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't understand anyway.
Taylor: huh?
Mrwalker: Go ask someone else!
Taylor: okay :)

Goodgulf: im planning to start using ur tells when im bored ons omeone :()
Mrwalker: Goodgulf; Well, well.
Goodgulf: would tis crap be enough to get my arse to ur homepage in those neat tells things log?
Mrwalker: Just let me walk alone, will you?

Zaxxon: you there?
Mrwalker: I'm just walking around here.
Zaxxon: oh, you need help to get anything?
Mrwalker: I'm not clever, as you may see from my level.
Zaxxon: i can see that, yes
Mrwalker: No way!
Zaxxon: no way? of course i can, im not that stupid!!!

Taylor: how are you today?
Mrwalker: I'm a lone walker.
Taylor: thats cool
Mrwalker: Taylor; I don't care.
Taylor: heres a clue, if you don't wanna answer, don't i wasn't talking to you anyway
Mrwalker: Why should I care?

Atan: hey
Mrwalker: I'm just walking around here.
Atan: bring them back here
Mrwalker: Hi-hi...
Atan: hey shit i let you live on this one..
Mrwalker: Atan; Should I consider that an insult?
Atan: take it as you like..
Mrwalker: Atan; I don't think so.
Atan: anyway i'm not the one who steals..
Mrwalker: I don't care.
Atan: i do...

Xtacy: help
Mrwalker: Wait a second, will you?
Xtacy: u robot?
Mrwalker: Actually, I'm a human player right now.
Xtacy: yah right...

Fury: you screw any old ladies lately?
Mrwalker: You wouldn't like to know that!
Fury: trust me, I would and will beat it out of you:)
Mrwalker: Uhh! So many people bothering me!
Fury: then go pit you dork for a human :)
Mrwalker: Fury; This is MrWalker's creator talking.
Fury: tell your creator to shove it where the sun don't be shining!
Mrwalker: I agree.
Fury: of course you would agree, you're an idiot.
Mrwalker: Walking around here makes me happy.
Fury: then try running.

Jessep: you wouldn't happen to be from Minesota??
Mrwalker: Nosey Parker...
Jessep: I know a Walker he teaches in Lac Qui Parle Valley H.S.

Fifel: who are your masters?
Mrwalker: Is that really your business?
Fifel: your plan would lead people to questions. I am mearly bold enough to ask